the coolest photoshoot I could of done at my house… 

I could of dressed up 3 or 4 of my family members as zombies and splashed fake blood out the front on the kids little slide/house thing and did a whole sequence of the non zombies running out the front of the house and battling the zombie family members and then the end result would be one of the non zombies dead and the others turned… I imagine my two year old niece being the creepiest of them all hahaha. Demon child attached to someones ankle.

Shit. In my head the images are great. Shame I’m crap at SFX makeup and I think maybe only two of my family members would get in on this… then my sister and her two kids leave early May for NZ :( Maybe next christmas when everyone is together. 


What is it with 7 year olds and not listening??

I think my sister is going to go crazy soon



Honey Chipotle Chicken Bowls with Lime Quinoa on We Heart It.

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The answer to 99% of the questions I get asked: eat healthy, lift, do some cardio.

There is so secret. No tea. No pill. The answer is what you already know, don’t hope there’s some fucking secret short cut because there isn’t.

Work your ass off and results will come.

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I believe when George said this, he was speaking for everyone who lives on Mother Earth. No matter what country you’re from. 

Rest forever young, George Carlin.

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."


Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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